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		<title>Toyota Recall</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2010 03:29:23 +0000</pubDate>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Just a thought, but does any Congressional committee have any right to question Toyota? The reason I ask is because the US government is an owner of a competitive car company. That is like Ford questioning Honda about faulty air bags. I am all for safety and Toyota definitely has issues that the Government has a right to ask questions about, but does the GM ownership thing muddy the waters?</p>
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<p>Took this one moring when i got to work.</p>
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		<title>Random Thoughts and Urinal Etiquette!!!</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Urinal Stances, A Study Originally uploaded by phil dokas  Just a couple of random thoughts this evening. First off,  the World Series this year is fantastic, I am a Yankees fan,  and nothing makes me happier than watching the Rays  who &#8230; <a href="http://thechainsaw.wordpress.com/2008/10/24/random-thoughts-and-urinal-etiquette/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thechainsaw.wordpress.com&amp;blog=10003762&amp;post=14&amp;subd=thechainsaw&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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<div style="text-align:left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';font-size:13px;"><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre;"> <span style="font-size:medium;">Just a couple of random thoughts this evening. First off,</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align:left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';font-size:13px;"><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre;"><span style="font-size:medium;"> the World Series this year is fantastic, I am a Yankees fan,</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align:left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';font-size:13px;"><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre;"><span style="font-size:medium;"> and nothing makes me happier than watching the Rays</span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align:left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';font-size:13px;"><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre;"><span style="font-size:medium;"> who have the 2ND lowest paid roster in Major League </span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align:left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';font-size:13px;"><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre;"><span style="font-size:medium;">Baseball competing at a higher level than anyone else! </span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align:left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';font-size:13px;"><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre;"><span style="font-size:medium;">Oh and seeing Boston loose but that is obvious. Second </span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align:left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';font-size:13px;"><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre;"><span style="font-size:medium;">I have come to the decision that I am sick of election talk </span></span></span></div>
<div style="text-align:left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';font-size:13px;"><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre;"><span style="font-size:medium;">lets just get it over already, and vote it&#8217;s important!!!!!! </span> </span></span></div>
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<div style="text-align:left;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"><span style="white-space:pre;"><span style="font-size:medium;"> </span></span><span style="font-size:medium;">OK now for a little urinal etiquette, this comes from an </span></span></div>
<div style="text-align:left;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"><span style="font-size:medium;">experience at work in which I was using the bathroom at </span></span></div>
<div style="text-align:left;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"><span style="font-size:medium;">the urinal (obviously) and a person came in and with 3 </span></span></div>
<div style="text-align:left;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"><span style="font-size:medium;">open toilet stalls and 2 other urinals this lovely guy </span></span></div>
<div style="text-align:left;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"><span style="font-size:medium;">decides to stand right next to me. Now understand </span></span></div>
<div style="text-align:left;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"><span style="font-size:medium;">that when I say right next to me, I mean </span><span style="font-weight:bold;"><span style="font-size:medium;">right</span></span><span style="font-size:medium;"> next to me. </span></span></div>
<div style="text-align:left;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"><span style="font-size:medium;">There are 3 urinals on the wall to which I was facing and </span></span></div>
<div style="text-align:left;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"><span style="font-size:medium;">I was against the wall which automatically creates a</span></span></div>
<div style="text-align:left;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"><span style="font-size:medium;"> buffer urinal, or so I thought!  Nope, not for this gent, </span></span></div>
<div style="text-align:left;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"><span style="font-size:medium;">he just strides right in and claims the urinal right in the </span></span></div>
<div style="text-align:left;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"><span style="font-size:medium;">middle, nods and says &#8220;Whew what a day!&#8221;. Now</span><span style="font-size:medium;"> </span><span style="font-size:medium;"> my first </span></span></div>
<div style="text-align:left;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"><span style="font-size:medium;">thought was yeah what a day moron it is 10 am, then </span></span></div>
<div style="text-align:left;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"><span style="font-size:medium;">I thought wow all this open bathroom space and your </span></span></div>
<div style="text-align:left;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"><span style="font-size:medium;">dumb ass has to stand right next to me!!!! So I have </span></span></div>
<div style="text-align:left;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"><span style="font-size:medium;">decided that it is time that I take matters into my own</span></span></div>
<div style="text-align:left;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"><span style="font-size:medium;"> hands, and set out some guide lines so that there is no </span></span></div>
<div style="text-align:left;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"><span style="font-size:medium;">confusion the next time that you walk into a bathroom. </span></span></div>
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<li><span style="font-size:medium;">If a buffer urinal is possible do so! Look I get it, if the movie just let out there is not such thing, but for gods sake use some common sense people! </span></li>
<li><span style="font-size:medium;">You can pee in toilets in public restrooms it is not against any laws that I am aware of!</span></li>
<li><span style="font-size:medium;">Pick a tile on the wall and stare at it! AKA Mind you own damn business!</span></li>
<li><span style="font-size:medium;">Don&#8217;t try to hold a conversation when you should be holding something else. (This isn&#8217;t social hour you can talk outside after you get done!)</span></li>
<li><span style="font-size:medium;">Do not try to talk on the phone and the use the urinal, unless you got insurance. Becasue the last time I checked if you drop it, it&#8217;s a straight shot!!</span></li>
<li><span style="font-size:medium;">It is not cool to drink and pee at the same time, matter of fact is nasty so knock that shit off!</span></li>
<li><span style="font-size:medium;">Don&#8217;t set you beer on top of the urinal, because if that shit falls off and gets on me there is a good chance your getting peed on!</span></li>
<li><span style="font-size:medium;">If it is a troff urinal, all I have to say is hope your not shy, and start hanging out it places that have been updated this century!</span></li>
<li><span style="font-size:medium;">FLUSH THE URINAL!</span></li>
<li><span style="font-size:medium;">Be patient don&#8217;t pee in the sink!</span></li>
<li><span style="font-size:medium;">Don&#8217;t pretend to know me. I am not anti social, but it is a bathroom and I don&#8217;t know you that well. </span></li>
<li><span style="font-size:medium;">Before you whip around to head out of the bathroom, make sure all your seats and chairbacks are in the up right and locked postion! Check you fly moron!!!!</span></li>
<li style="text-align:left;"><span style="font-size:medium;">Wash your hands !! Pee splatters!!!</span></li>
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